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The Hylian Collective – Assimilated or Possessed?

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Toon Link. This entity has been a mysterious addition to the Zelda Universe, boggling the minds of millions with its very existence. Its cute, cell-shaded structure, its large, hypnotic eyes…it is a creature unlike any other. At one point Young Link was considered to be one of the most annoying and irritating of the Link [...]

Link Keller - The Silent Hero

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

This is my first “blog” here at Zelda Blog, and whether or not this is part of a series is yet to be seen, but for now, I’m just gonna talk about what’s on my  mind. Because after all, what are blogs for? =P
Any real fan of the Zelda Franchise knows that Link is silent, [...]

The Hylian Collective - Persistence is Futile

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

Over the past several years the Legend of Zelda series has been pretty cut and dry in my ever so humble opinion. Don’t get me wrong, that is by no means to say that the games have not stayed somewhat fresh and without a doubt entertaining; they have. I enjoyed Twilight Princess immensely, and it [...]

A.S.S.A - Linkwhopin’

Friday, December 16th, 2005

There has to come a point in time where you don’t just get beat, you get really beat. I’m talking about the same ol’ scenario playing over and over again. Subject A (Usually the Hero) goes on a quest, and after X amount of time beats down Subject B (Usually the Villain)
Such is the case [...]

A.S.S.A - Know Your ReDead

Tuesday, November 1st, 2005

I have found that most people walk around blissfully unaware of what to do if they are attacked by a ReDead. A new poll done in my head shows that 91% of all people would be eaten by a ReDead within the first few hours of Ganon’s rise to power. Therefore, I have compiled some [...]

A.S.S.A - The Power Glove Conspiracy

Friday, October 14th, 2005

 The following article is not for the light of heart. I’m warning you in this little blurb right now, so you don’t accidentally click the link and succumb to the horrors within. What I am about to reveal to you will be so shocking it will cause you to lie awake for hours questioning the [...]

A.S.S.A – Water Based Dungeons

Saturday, October 1st, 2005

The Legend of Zelda series has delighted children, entertained adults, and intrigued fans for years. For many people, the series not only provides a place to get away, but also acts as a source of debate and mystery for fans everywhere. Articles can be found trying to explain some of the most perplexing timeline questions [...]